The Oaks Dental Clinic
Hollywood Grill
Sam Ryan's

Competitor: Pitre, Brent

Hometown

Whitby, Ontario

Age

26

Bio

Let's be honest here...that stat line doesn't exactly suggest hall of fame worthy. But what Pitre lacked in skill, determination, grit, hustle, shooting ability, passing ability, dexterity, agility, toughness, endurance, hockey smarts and stick handling he more than made up for in porno collecting and asthma.

Brent has been a Board member for a number of seasons now and he is a huge reason the league is running so successfully now. Without his leadership, organization and poop stained underwear this league would still be written down on said poop stained underwear.

God Speed Pitre!! We hope you get some new undies!
Season Team Regular Playoff Total
G A Pts PIM G A Pts PIM G A Pts PIM
2010 Spring Hooters 5 3 8 0 0 0 0 0 5 3 8 0
2010 Fall The Tenacious Travelers 4 8 12 0 0 0 0 0 4 8 12 0
2011 Spring The Dublin Dynamo 3 6 9 0 0 0 0 0 3 6 9 0
2011 Fall Wolfhound Fighting Irish 5 6 11 15 0 0 0 0 5 6 11 15
Total 17 23 40 15 0 0 0 0 17 23 40 15