Competitor: Walsh, Kevin
BioPartying, Video Games, Boozing, looking like Ashton Kutcher if he fell off the wagon. There isn't much that this guy hasn't mastered.
He will forever be remembered for being the league's first "B level" captain. Despite his lack of skill he still managed to Captain a 1st place finish in one season and a championship in another. Having JHawk certainly helps your standing you beautiful jackass!!